Big Red Clarinets

Call me Al. Talk to me if you want to be me.

i like memes, dr. worm, rank z, the unholy trinity, pHat ass naps, and the clarinet (thank u, very cool!!!)

Rank E

the long one

section hooker, rank Z, SaFEty Nets, and the unholy trinity

I wasn’t actually expecting to join the clarinets, but Matthew Ziron convinced me to...thanks dad! I love anything Pokemon, so much that I say “Tauros” instead of “Taurus”...but charmander is the best. I'm the one who always wears a backwards white cap so I'm easy to spot at band events. I am currently deprived of making fudge so please, let me make fudge for you! I'm part of F RANK BEST RANK.

I like corn and Cornell and the color pink. Tell me a story. F RANK BEST RANK. Any day can be a snow day as long as you don't go to class. But go to class please!

I recommend the clarinet, hugs, kindness, people, Rank Z, emoticons, My Little Pony, equality, love and inspirational quotes:))))) P.S. I hope you're having a wonderfully wonderful day! P.P.S. You're beautiful and amazing and kewl as well ~(・∀・ )~

Shrek should run for president.

I enjoy band, sunlight, honey nut cheerios, and saying I will definitely be awake to get breakfast with Leigh.

Bep band best band, and rank E supremacy. Also, I like mac.

I'm actually a violinist-pianist-percussionist trying to blend in with the clarinets. It's going well so far - some of them have noticed, but surely the audience won't. I love salad and procrastinating homework with Ava.

Likes: band, parading, Appel cinnamon twists, the earth, Rank E, the 'nets<3 Dislikes: lack of band, climate change, only being able to take Introductory Oceanography with Bruce Monger one time :(

My favorite foods are corn bread and frozen peas. Every night I fall asleep listening to the audiobook of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Hi! I'm an (sad) engineer, so you can probably find me in Duffield complaining about how messy my classes are when I'm not in the middle of band things. I enjoy cats and other soft animals (rip allergies) and do origami and read in my spare time. I don't actually play clarinet, I just pretend I do, so don't let any lack of musical skill scare you away from band. :Dc

hello I am either hopefully a bio major or ece major. I have a pet mouse named clover she’s the love of my life along with my dog Le Pew. It’s kinda sad that I can’t think of anything to say except introducing my pets but it’s fine. My favorite food is Mac n cheese. The end.

Watches too much YouTube and Twitch, maybe the occasional 'TV' when the Olympics or NCAA basketball tournament rolls around. Possibly the most random person, but only when I'm very tired and done with the shyte that is lyfe. I have recently realized how much fun yelling and hockey combined are. Find me "living" in Duffield. #ZBestRankZ

Talk to me about Marvel! I'll love you very much!

Hey guys, I'm Kwame, from Poughkeepsie NY, don't let that fool you though I am not a real New Yorker. I was born in Michigan and spent a lot of my childhood in Connecticut. Anyways I'm one of the few band kids in AEM and I hope to one day be a successful Wall Street investor, but who knows, life is full of surprises.

Greetings, I am Matthew I of the soon to be Zironian Dynasty. I like to indulge in the freshest and dankest of memes just like any other red (and white and blue) blooded American. I also enjoy SpongeBob, spending time with man's best friend (the clarinet), and doing things that irritate others ever so slightly. Come talk to me about things such as why Dan Quayle is the greatest Vice President of all time, and all your life's questions will be answered, including but not limited to: "Why is this guy's best friend a clarinet?"

Hi! I'm Robbie. I love video games, stand-up comedy, EDM, and BoJack Horseman. I've only been in marching band for one semester (and pep band for two), but band has become my whole social life at Cornell, and I love it.

I like chicken and women

loves pretending to be a hotelie and explaining what oklahoma is "really like"

In case you were wondering, I am awesome. That's all you really need to know. If you want a longer bio, then I guess here it is: I grew up in a boring town in Massachusetts called Franklin and went to Franklin High School. Here at Cornell, I am part of the class of 2020 and I plan to major in engineering physics. In terms of band, I am part of both the pep band and marching band and am in Rank E for Excellent.

I am a real nerd, I run D&D. If you want in, talk to me. I love comedy and have a rather dark sense of it so be warned. Rank Z is ze best.

Yooooooo....So to sum myself up in one sentence: My name is Jameela, I'm from SoCal, and I'm a Muslim-Buddhist Palestinian -Mexican Bisexual American woman. Try saying that ten times fast. So no,I'm most definitely not a Trump supporter, in case you're so dim-witted that the above description didn't tell you that already. I like food. And kittens. And if you're not a Disney fan, I'm sorry, but I don't trust you..Kay I'm done.

I'm the one walking around pretending that they know what they're doing, but if you talk to me I'll probably invite you to Zumba so you can laugh at me trying to dance. Interests of the moment include Game of Thrones, confused-looking prefrosh parents, caffeine, and band (of course).

Likes: Shouting, hockey, motorcycles, sailing. Dislikes: Pandas, concrete canoes, when birds walk across the road. When you consider the classification of food, you need to not only look at the physical structure, but the evolution. Wraps evolved along the same developmental lines as sandwiches, and are, therefore, in the overarching family of "Sandwiches"

I used to study Math and was pre-med, but then I decided to be a French major and drop the whole doctor thing. I get way too excited over BRBAA meetings and I used to bring Pea Milk to parties. I love Eden, Birkenstocks, bubble tea, Pep Band, dying my hair, Rank Z, and screaming during parading. I don't know how to play Davy. Someday I want to make nutritious foods more accessible for low income families and make the world a healthier, happier place :)

I'll put something here eventually

interests include: cats, dank memes, rank f

I didn't actually plan on joining any kind of musical group at Cornell and I don't even play the clarinet (I'm an oboist) but here I am anyway, it's been a wild ride from start to finish - also, I'm in Rank E, which is best rank

Ye tallest & oldest member of ye big red clarinet section. Also leader of best rank, rank Z. Also a hardcore brony. And probably something else as well, but you'll just ask to ask him if you really want to know...

By the way, I sing Acadeca during the third quarter! Feel free to join me :)

I just really like books, my hedgehog, rank E visuals, and non-vegetable foods

Send me all the snake pictures you have. I love snakes. Tarantulas too. I'm probably physically composed of spiders and snakes and your worst hopes. What I like: ¯(ツ)/¯

Pretty much the sassiest person here. #suckitJason

Hi. I'm just another foodie obsessed with knives and strange gastronomic topics. Yeah, that's pretty much it. To fill up space, I suppose I should disclose a few warnings: -I am not good at baking; everything can and will go wrong with me. -When bored during rehearsals, I may do... things that may accidentally hit someone. -My food preferences may scare/concern people. That should be good. I look forward to performing with everyone.

I've been traveling through space and time for the last 900 years. That's about it.

I'm Jessie, a mix of serious and hilarious (at my own expense), and quite frankly I don't even know who I am. I like adorable animals, indie music, FOOD, sleep, Anchorman, crude/offensive humor, and many more edible or procrastination inducing things. I don't know who I'll be in the future and I'm indecisive, but being great is the one choice I'm choosing to make.

Interests include watching Netflix, playing board games, eating, fantasy football, and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I'm Susan and I'm easily one of the most basic people you will ever meet. My interests include selfies, making playlists of non-basic music, and watching episodes of very basic shows. My credo is a life without headbands is a life not worth living.

Likes: Muse, cheese, tennis, rock music, cars, ocean, animals, game of thrones, survivor, sushi, turquoise, aurora borealis, board games, video games, wine, nintendo 64, space

I like podcasts about various topics from politics to sports to Harry Potter, strategic and tactical games, RPGs, statistics, Twitter, the Philadelphia Eagles, and observing the differences in American culture between regions. While in band and at Cornell I enjoyed coming up with DIY costumes, living on West, going on trips, rank leading, etc.

Cornell Fine Arts major, diet coke addict. I watch parks and rec on repeat, play overwatch, and listen to griffin mcelory content. Proud snake mom and ΛΠΧ Hermana SP17.

Things I like: slam poetry, Impressionist and Surrealist art and music, the color green, reading, recreational running, boots, good-hair-days, heights, Broadway, comics, instrumental rock music, Google, calligraphy...

“... No, it is impossible; it is impossible to convey the life-sensation of any given epoch of one’s existence—that which makes its truth, its meaning—its subtle and penetrating essence. It is impossible. We live, as we dream—alone....” -- Heart of Darkness

If you haven't been licked by me yet, you will be soon! My favorite song is CARRY ON WAYWARD SON and I am particularly fond of pelvic thrusting during Everybody's Everything, collecting mouth guards I find on the football field, and correcting everyone on their pronunciation of "rubber band". I also really like CONNECTICUT and anything Asian!

A life without the Spurs is a life not worth living.

I am known to some as "the mayor". Also, many of my fellow clarinetists claim that I know everything about everyone, even things you don't know about yourself; however, it is not true, or so you think. ;) Things I like: baking, traveling, canvas shoes, food (except brussels sprout, chocolate, and peanut butter), history, and some much more!

I dropped my music once during a marching band show and I fell down some stairs another time so that pretty much sums my life up

Currently getting my Master's of Social Work at CSULB. Spend most of my time wishing I was back in Ithaca.

Interests include: video games, Monopoly, Italian things, watching TV, cooking, reading (hence, my major), writing, and traveling (specifically to hot places and/or Italy). I'm currently a law student at Cornell Law School (Class of 2019).

I am a person with some ambiguous number of features and thoughts. Possibly even interests and goals. That's enough detail to figure out pretty much everything else about me, right? Update (September 2016): I'm currently getting my M.S. in Computer Science and my Ph.D. in Applied Math at Brown University. Email me if you have questions about playing the clarinet, joining CU Winds, or studying math, physics, or music at Cornell!

Things I like: alphabetized lists, biology, quoting/reenacting Spongebob with Kim Snyder, singing, #Twitter. Oh, and I enjoy music theory more than any sane person should.

<INSERT SOMETHING RIDICULOUS HERE> People should give me ideas.

Aside from playing music I enjoy reading, eating ice cream, going to amusement parks, playing crumpets, running, playing DDR, and going on random adventures.

Not much to tell...I enjoy reading, horseback riding and extreme sports. I'm aiming towards vet school.

Hi I'm Qiming. I like to play frisbee and baseball

I'm really Class of 2012+1! I'm crazy but a loveable crazy, basically I'm the biggest loser you'll meet but people like me anyways I guess.

Mr. Kho has 20 years of experience in the noise industry. He has had key roles in such projects as clapping his hands and blowing his nose loudly. He currently oversees the strategic acquisition and allocation of human capital in all of our major European operations

Favorite BRMB song: Carry On Wayward Son

Yes, I did walk into a tree. And yes, I truly did drink paint.

Favorite drink: Ice water

I started playing clarinet because I was late to my first day of band in 8th grade and clarinet was what was left.

I'm the reason the entire band shouts "CARLA!" during Emerald Eyes.