var quote = new Array();
 quote[0]="<b>All:</b> <i>Oh, the Freshmen up at Yale get no Tail...</i><br><b>Sheldon:</b><i>What is tail?</i>";
 quote[1]="<b>Waiter (carrying pizzas):</b> <i>Where does the cheese go and where does the meat go?</i><br><b>Kim:</b> <i>The meat goes [points down] RIGHT HERE!</i>";
 quote[2]="<b>Kim:</b> <i>Hey, what's in this?</i><br><b>Chips:</b> <i>Um, where did you take that from?</i><br><b>Kim:</b> <i>The mantle.</i><br><b>Chips:</b> <i>And you've been drinking it?</i><br><b>Kim:</b> <i>Just a little.</i><br><b>Chips:</b> <i>I'm pretty sure that's paint.</i>";
 quote[3]="<i>Animal crackers! Those be the shits</i><br>-Emma";
 quote[4]="<b>Trivial Pursuit:</b><br><b>Q:</b> <i>What is the 6th note in a diatonic scale?</i><br><b>Mike:</b> <i>H</i>";
 quote[5]="<i>Me and Leslie definitely vote for more booty!</i><br>-Minh";

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